Mashtastic

Quality potatoes, mashed or fried

Info

Fried Green Potatoes. The Matrix has you.

We're proud of our food

But we're more proud of our logo.

Features

Potato Features

Our stylized logo is minimalist

So minimalist, it can almost be considered generic. If not for the potatoes, it'd be confused for hp!

AI enhanced potatoes

We use the best trained AI's on the market, train them to give our potatoes the best scores, then have them rate our potatoes.

It has potatoes

Because we sell potatoes.

How are you feeling?

Because I'm a potato.

Got more questions?

Take a look at our Mashtastic ™ FAQ!

100% OpenSource Potatoes

We ask that you refrain from asking for the source.

About Us

We're a team of three or four rock star level visionaries. Maybe.

John Smith, CTO

Still only thinking about potatoes. We are not concerned.

CEO Robert Downturn

Can legally re-enter the US again as of this year. Ignores Ally. Ally's ideas were inspired by him. Allergic to potatoes.

Made to see the light. Meshes with the MeshOS ™. Loves spuds. Wants you to love spuds. Obeys the spud.

Dr. Ally Sanders

An expert in Latin and other ancient languages, and an award winning culinary expert. Earns less than John Smith.

Sadly was removed from the company due to drama and protests surrounding our MashOS™ project. Her image is kept up here to ensure you assume she is associated with us still.